Layla: Mommy can I get up?
Mommy: Does the clock say 7:00?
Layla: No, okay just checking.
I hear feet going back to bed.
Mommy thinking to herself: I have told her a million times...don't come out of your room until 7:00. Seriously why does she do this every day? Mommy needs her sleep. I think if she were awake she would come out at 5:00am. Checking? Checking on what...whatever. I gotta get up!
6:50 am:
Roll myself out of bed. Go potty and weigh. Nice...lost a pound since yesterday! Good, maybe by tomorrow [weigh in day] I will be back down to last weeks weight since I gained weight over the weekend. I really should stop weighing every day. Brush teeth. Say morning to Gary. He is usually gone when I wake up, but he is on a different schedule today.
6:59 am:
Children come screaming out of their rooms.
Hayden: Hi, Hi, hi!
Mommy thinking to herself: I wish I could wake up that happy. Where is the coffee?
I grab Hayden after chasing him around the house. You'd think he'd like his diaper changed. I think there is about 5 pounds of pee in there. Ly him down and surprise...not just pee pee in there. Whew...so nice though...get the poop changed 1st thing and then I don't have to do that again for the rest of the day.
7:05am:
Get coffee for me, milk for kids and check something on the computer for daddy. Open all the blinds, we need light in the house, and it is always my first duty of the day. Habit. As I open one I see dust on the blind and act like I didn't...my house is spotless...I think to myself...ha! Who am I kiddin'!
7:15am:
Pop two toaster strudels [really healthy] into the toaster for the kids, and then put their initials on each one with the frosting that comes with them. Hayden sees his and then I cut it into pieces. Anything sweet is shoved into his mouth super fast. I'm not awake enough to do the Heimlich maneuver this morning. Cutting is safe. Cut up some fresh strawberries.
Layla: I only want two strawberries today mommy. Yesterday I had three, but I only have room in my tummy for two.
Hayden: beebees beebees peas, peas. {berries berries, please please}
Ummm K. Hayden eats two before I can even get Layla's two cut. Then I put a bagel into the toaster for myself. I cut up some strawberries into pieces and add cream cheese and strawberries to my bagel. I sit at the table with my lovely children. Reaching for my coffee I realize that I have left it beside the coffee pot. Get up, go get it. Sit back down.
Layla: I need a napkin, please.
Hayden: peas peas!!
Mommy thinking to herself: At least she said please.
Get up get a napkin. Sit back down. Gary says he is leaving. Get back up to kiss and hug him bye. Sit back down. Gary asks where his jacket is. Get back up and get his jacket. Take it to him outside in the garage. Come back in and sit back down. EAT BAGEL. Coffee is cold. Get up and pour more {wake up juice}.
8:05 am
Clean Hayden...the dirty little monster is covered in food. Ughhh! And I smell...you guessed it poop. Wrestle poor kid to the floor and change his diaper AGAIN. Change him into clothes, out of pj's. Throw diaper away, wash hands and help Layla wash her hands and get dressed.
Empty dishwasher that washed the dishes in the middle of the night. I don't like emptying the dishwasher, but some one has to do it. Put beans into a Tupperware to soak. I am making quesadillas tonight with homemade refried beans.
Mommy thinking to herself: For the love of Pete is it really only 8:05 am. Who is Pete anyway?Geez...how am I going to make it through the day. I am already tired.
Chug coffee and pour more. Who cares if my throat is scalding? Three cups just isn't gonna be enough. I need to wake up.