Thursday, March 31, 2011

random things my kids say

While I was doing lunges in the back yard Layla said, "Mommy what are you doing?"  I said, "Do you see these thighs?"  She replied, "Yes, they are chubby!"


Gary and I went together into Hayden's church preschool to pick him up.  He ran up to Gary with fists flying and said, "Dadda, you want some o dis?"


One evening while reflecting on the days events Layla said, "I accidentally lost my mind, and that is why I accidentally hit you with my fishing pole."


One evening while reading books Hayden grabbed my face in his little hands and said, "Momma you face is shaped like a triangle."


One day at the table while eating lunch Layla said, "To me life would be hard to live without cheesy chips."


While I was explaining what we were doing over the upcoming weekend I mentioned we'd go to church.  Hayden said, "I hit my friends at church."


Our neighbors put a For Sale sign in their front yard and Layla asked what it meant and why it was there.  After a thorough explanation she said, "I think I will buy their house so I can live near you forever."


I was tucking Hayden into bed and he said, "Mommy, You adopted."


Layla was sitting at the bar doing her homework and Gary and I were talking.  Layla heard something we said and she just busted out with, "word!"


One day when I was joking around with Gary saying I was gonna punch him, Hayden said, "No you don't hit my daddy, he is my best boy."


Aly @ Analyze This said...

"I hit my friends at Church"

"Yes, they (your thighs)are chubby"

Hahaha, those were the best!! Kids are so brutally honest!! Wait til Layla sees these thighs! Ah!

Katie said...

These were too cute! Love them! Good idea to write down the things they say - how fun to go back and read them!

Anonymous said...

They say the cutest things! I love that through blogging we can remember and record some of them!

Kelli said...

Oh those are great! I love that Hayden said you're adopted :)

Carrie said...

Those are precious! I wish I would've written things down when Alex and Emily were younger!

They are too funny...Word! Lol! ;-)

Whitney said...

I died laughing reading all of those. Your kids are hilarious!

Traci said...

This made me laugh so much!!!

Laura@The Oily Cupboard said...

awww he's my best boy! that is super sweet...
now we know why he hits his friends at church! haha mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jocelyn said...

Wow!!! Don't you just love how brutally honest kids can be? Thanks for sharing all the cute sayings with got a laugh from me today:-)

Jillian said...

I love kids!! They are hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Kids are so funny!!

Lauren said...

Your kids are precious!!! HAHA! So funny!!! :)

LeAnna said...

HAHA, you're adopted. That's too funny!